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Friday, April 17, 2009

Friday Funnies

My dad sent me this:

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he
went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an

unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him..

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings? But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!?"

A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes”

5 thoughts:

Anonymous said...

To funny!! I love your posts!

Carrie said...

that is so funny!!! thanks for sharing!

Lavonda Pflug said...

Love it love it love it! Too funny! Reminds me on one of my kids!

LisaShaw said...

That was cute Karen. Thanks for sharing.

~hon~ said...

I agree with all of our friends above! So funny! You really got me laughing there. I needed to laugh today. I was anticipating for the funny in the end. hehehe! This funny is great!

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