Tips From Cowboys
~ Never squat with your spurs on!
~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
~ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
~ Always drink upstream from the herd.
~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
~ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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