Tips From Cowboys
~ Never squat with your spurs on!
~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
~ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
~ Always drink upstream from the herd.
~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
~ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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This was hilarious! LOL :D Thanks for sharing these very practical reminders!! Have a great day!
What a sweet pic of your son. I got a laugh out of these tips!
You really know how to make me smile sis, love you.
Awwww sweet Karen. Made me smile. :)
Particularly like the first two tips. I can vouch for the 2nd tip... ;)
Thanks for the laugh
Yes, our sons were so cute when they were little.....
Some good tips for the cowboy.... and all of us.....
I do remember warning my son about drinking from creeks when he went off camping with friends....
Hugs - Jan
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I know this one too well. I have learned most things the hard way.
:)
Blessings,
Tammy
Haha, I love these!!! Very sage advice! And what a very cute picture.
Karen -- I loved this post!!! I have some young cowboys in training. :)
That's my hubby!!!!!! :) And I think he should come over and see his picture, and read all your jokes. ha ha ha!!!! very cute and poignant!
What a fun post!! Thanks for the laughs!
oooh Karen...hilarious...and so precious your son when he was little!
(well, I'm sure he still is, only in a different way now). Big laugh and chuckles to start my day and dry up any lingering tears left after praying... thank you! ;0)
I loved those Cowboy tips! Especially never miss a chance to shut up! I need to remember that one ...
Sweet pic of your son!
Thanks for the laughs, Karen!
Very practical reminders!
Those cowboys were pretty smart ;)
Those were all too cute! (: LOL!
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